Friday, June 27, 2014
Banshee Girl Screaming Fits of Death
So after lunch, I come to the teacher's room to catch up on some paperwork and take my break for the day. When suddenly in comes this wailing, crying girl who looks like Hell Boy because her face is so red from crying so loudly. A couple of teachers and the school nurse come dashing up to her and ask what's wrong.
She says, "My stomach is hurting." And she goes back to crying like a banshee. Well the teachers looked worried and they started asking her if she got injured, fell down, was hit, etc... Every answer came back no. They then asked did she eat breakfast, lunch and dinner yesterday. The replies were all yes. So they started probing a little further and one teacher seemed to get what was going on.
She asked the little girl, "When was the last time you went to the bathroom?" The little girl replied, "Before lunch." So then the teacher asked, "When was the last time you made a poo?" The little girl didn't reply. So the teacher asked again. Finally she said, "The other day." The teacher needed more clarification so she asked her for a specific date. The little girl said, "On Monday."
It had been 4 days since she had pooped. Her system was backlogged, and was in dire need of a flushing. So the nurse took the girl to the toilet with orders for her to sit there and push, grunt, and squeeze until a big one plopped out. And off they went.
I don't know if she managed to relieve herself but I can say I didn't hear anymore crying for the rest of the day!